I Never Embraced Veganism

I’ve learned well from doom scrolling on social media that if you want to get someone to look at what you’re doing, you need to either make a total ass of yourself through some sort of ridiculous skit or dance OR make a controversial statement. I’m not limber or adroit enough to convince anyone I’m dancing rather than just having an episode, so I’ll try sounding controversial and see if I get any takers. You’re here, so there’s one…